If you’re in university or college, you’re no doubt having to deal with final exams right now. I had my first today, and I must say, it went quite well. I was talking with Andrew tonight though, and realized that you can never be too prepared! So I present to you the following exam tip:
Read the question and answers carefully! As you can see in this example, I did not choose an answer that was given to me. This was a careless mistake that should not have happened! This example also shows that a seemingly simple mistake can have a big effect.
I guess another tip would be to not read blogs when you should be reading your course materials. Now stop procrastinating and get back to studying!
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Your presence is an insult to human achievement.
when you get your degree, then I’ll know that truly, anyone can get one. your iron ring will be the Faculty of Engineering’s noose by which it’ll hang itself
The only way you’ll ever get a ring is if it is included in a cereal box and you somehow manage to find it before you choke on it.
the only rings I am concerned with are the ones that surround your mom like an asteroid belt.
See, perfect example of procrastination.
When that ring is on your mom, its called a leash.
it’s a good thing I don’t need to learn 4 months worth of material in one day, fuck, I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT FOR LEAVING IT TO THE LAST DAY đŸ˜‰
Don’t hate me because I’m the epitome of human intelligence.
I don’t hate you b/c you’re intelligent, I hate you because I was too cheap to buy condoms
It is people like you that has inspired the invention of condoms. But it is also your kind that has led to the invention of viagra.
It shows that even idiots can be made profitable.
it’s people like you that make me wonder, why don’t we use more of your kind for clinical trials?
and I mean, for you, getting AIDS, then being tested on for treatments is probably the pinnacle of your meager existence, you’re like lab rats, or dogs, just dumber, and uglier.
you prove that indeed, just because you’re useless, doesn’t mean your body is
hahaha nicely done. I bow down.
At least my body was accepted for medical research. Yours was rejected!
that’s because they figured they ought to put me in a museum beside Michaelangelo’s David, or beside Leonardo Da Vinci’s The Mona Lisa, all beautiful works of art
by the way, I signed your donor card for you, I figured you wouldn’t need a kidney anyway considering your tolerance is one Corona, now you have a legitimate excuse to be an incompetent drinker! along with being an incompentent man
Don’t lie – what you meant to say is that they will extract oil from you to wax the paintings.
At least my kidney and other parts will be put to good use. Yours will be fed to dogs who will probably end up using it to soften their beds.
umm…why would you feed my organs to a dog so they could soften their beds? like…how does it go from being digested to…softening their beds?
like, unless they roll around in their own shit like you…but I mean…most dogs are cleaner than you…and your entire family…and dogs have fleas…and lick their own crotches…
I said they END UP USING it to soften their beds.
While dogs lick their own crotches, your family has to lick other people’s crotches and for those people, fleas and herpes are the least of their worries.
yeah, but you said fed, that implies given to EAT
speaking of which, I haven’t FED your mom in ages, but I should GIVE her, her hourly beating, damn gook, can’t you learn to communicate properly?
Just because they are fed doesn’t mean they have to eat it. Dogs have something called free will.
And just because you and your family don’t have it doesn’t mean you can assume the same with others.
STAND DOWN, SON.
free will? not like you have it! You were born into a life of slavery, and your mom into a life of bondage, except bondage means different things to different people, and until I have emancipated you, or killed you, you will obey me, BITCH
Hey, want to goto Denny’s later?
sounds good man, my treat this time ok?
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HAHAHAHA…..you guys are so hilarious!
k, this was the essence of my procrastination, dickson and inge…good job guys!